My Name is Sky:)

hellatubbie:

according to my calculations image

(via im-tha-doctor)

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dekutree:

fencehopping:

Chameleon hatching

humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh

(via fokaynotfaqueer)

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insertreferencehere:

My Russian professor said that the grocery stores in Russia are better than the stores in America and everyone immediately started defending Publix.

This is how you know you’re in a classroom full of Floridians.

(via uticaria)

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nofluffystop:

Please know that if you date me, I am a very touchy person. I will like to pet your head and hold your hand, rub your shoulders or hug you a lot. Simply put, to physically feel you in some way is very comforting to me and I can’t really apologize for it, it just feels natural to me and makes me happy.

(via forever-and-alwayss)

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badman300:

"you are what you eat" i don’t remember eating a huge disappointment

(Source: secretpapi, via forever-and-alwayss)

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queenelsaofarendelleofficial:

allabitofablur:

I’m impressed by Penny’s argument

can the show just be the three of them

(Source: riddlemetom, via levibrows)

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einsteinrosenbridges:

cumaddict72:

piscula:

cumaddict72:

piscula:

if u have a dick u dont get an opinion about feminism.

do i even need to point out how cissexist, transmisogynistic, and wrong this statement is

ur username is “cumaddict” don’t even talk to me

yes i love cum i drink it with every meal that doesn’t make you any less wrong

ad hominem arguments are scary, friends

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dan-aykrxyd:

alicaneiceindigo:

hemmolifestyle:

relahvant:

codename-lol:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

are you kidding im going to use all of these

STINKY PICKLE

yogurt slinger

DNA RIFLE

WHY ARE YOU IGNORING 100% ALL-BEEF THERMOMETER

(via inthelandofmordor)

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3 days ago

athomewithlana:

pxxies:

self-respect is my respect for myself

i could as well suck 3 thousand dicks and still respect myself so shut the fuck up

Hell I would respect u for sucking 3 thousand dicks

(via evglela)

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cannibalcoalition:

You know what?

I don’t care if being a lesbian isn’t natural.

Its 2014. Oreos don’t have a single natural ingredient in them that isn’t distilled out of recognition. People get their vegetables from cans. They have made cruelty-free, lab-grown BACON. People fly around in big, metal machines.

I. AM. TALKING. TO SOMEONE. ACROSS THE WORLD. IN A MATTER OF SECONDS.

Not natural. Is not bad.

Your rhetoric is no longer a valid excuse for hate.

(via the-depressing-unicorn)

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kitsana-d:

wingthingaling:

The phantasmagorical and surreal animal sculptures by Canadian artist Ellen Jewett. Between dream and nightmare, some strange creations born of a symbiosis between organic and mechanical elements, a meeting between fantasy, gothic and steampunk. Some very detailed sculptures in clay on a metal frame.

Visit her website at http://www.creaturesfromel.ca/

via Ufunk.net

Waaaaaaaant!!

(via cbnh239)

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4 days ago

mrcrockers:

mrcrockers:

hue jackman

image

i showed this to my sister and she slapped me

(Source: noverachiever, via cbnh239)

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